This came up today on my Facebook page. I just happened to mention it in work this afternoon during the “funny hour” that seems to happen from 3pm to 4pm. In the blink of an eye, without any break in silence, someone, and she will rename nameless, shouted out “have a wank!” I was in […]
Posts with the facebook tag
YAFS (Yet another Facebook scam) … allegedly
WARNING! Facebook planning to start scanning your brain for private information through your computer monitor. To stop this from happening, go to Kitchen -> Cabinets -> Upper Right Drawer -> then REMOVE the box that says ‘Aluminium Foil.’ Then wrap all foil around your head. Share this to warn all your friends. Sorry, I forgotten […]
I’ve suddenly fallen in love with bookmarklets again
I thought I’d share these as I find them incredibly useful for social sharing especially. Click and drag the bold header text onto your favourites bar. Stumble This!
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javascript:document.location.href='http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url='+document.URL+'&title='+document.title.replace(/%20/g,'+'); |
Springpad Saves either a text selection or bookmarks the URL
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javascript:(function(){window.twttr=window.twttr||{};var D=550,A=450,C=screen.height,B=screen.width,H=Math.round((B/2)-(D/2)),G=0,F=document,E;if(C>A){G=Math.round((C/2)-(A/2))}window.twttr.shareWin=window.open('http://twitter.com/share','','left='+H+',top='+G+',width='+D+',height='+A+',personalbar=0,toolbar=0,scrollbars=1,resizable=1');E=F.createElement('script');E.src='http://platform.twitter.com/bookmarklets/share.js?v=1';F.getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(E)}()); |
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javascript:var d=document,f='https://www.facebook.com/share',l=d.location,e=encodeURIComponent,p='.php?src=bm&v=4&i=1312735668&u='+e(l.href)+'&t='+e(d.title);1;try{if (!/^(.*.)?facebook.[^.]*$/.test(l.host))throw(0);share_internal_bookmarklet(p)}catch(z) {a=function() {if (!window.open(f+'r'+p,'sharer','toolbar=0,status=0,resizable=1,width=626,height=436'))l.href=f+p};if (/Firefox/.test(navigator.userAgent))setTimeout(a,0);else{a()}}void(0) |
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Bored
I’ve always enjoyed writing. Ive got dozens of unfinished short stories going back nearly two decades. During my therapy, my shrink suggested that I find and outlet for my frustration and anger instead of bottling it up and letting it fuck up my life. Ok I thought, Ill give it ago so thats when I […]
Boredom threshold revisited
I’ve reached that point again in my online life where I’m bored shitless with being “social.” It’s not a natural thing for me, and it’s coming to the point where it feels like I’m forcing myself to be something I’m not happy with. For a change, I can’t blame it on depression. The antics of […]
The continuing saga of Raoul Moat sympathy
I’ve just witnessed the Culture Secretary, and forgive me but the bastard was so boring to listen to I didn’t catch his name, has just called people who have sympathy of Raoul Moat “sick perverts”. Well, excuse me Mr, erm, dullard politician for expressing empathy for a fellow human being who was ignored by those […]
Sympathy for Raoul Moat is a BAD thing? You’re wrong David Cameron!
Our erstwhile Prime Minister David Cameron, stood up in the House of Commons today and was asked about flowers left outside Raoul Moat’s house. What this has to do with Parliment is another question I’d like answered, but DC said “Raoul Moat was a callous murderer, full stop, end of story.” Yes he was a […]
Facebook. Why am I on it?
Exactly. I’m not exactly known for my people skills, being social or networking at the best of times, and apart from annoying the hell out of my nieces, what the fuck am I on there for? Half my “friends” are people I work with and the other half consists of friends from when I was […]