Hate is a strong word. I don’t readily use it to describe something, but for Xmas, there really is no other word for it. I hate Xmas, I can’t even bring myself to say the word! And I hate it with a passion. I hate the screaming little brats in town because the spoilt bastards […]
It’s coming up to home time again on a Friday afternoon, and I’m really bored. I’m continuing to markup “Grand Reality” for an AudioBoo review, but worryingly, I sound a right fucking bumpkin so I’m looking for audio software to make me sound just a little better before I start doing that.
Emma Thompson, yes that famous actress who appeared in such classics as… no it’ll come to me eventually, is rehashing rewriting My Fair Lady. A wonderful job I’m sure since rewriting what’s already been written isn’t exactly a taxing job. Anyhoo, she’s attacked Audrey Hepburn as being “twee” and saying she “couldn’t sing and couldn’t act.” […]
At least my HTC Desire makes calls no matter how I handle it. It’s hard not to laugh at Apple’s problems with their overpriced piece of shite really. Is it software? It is a design fault? Do I really give a damn? Let the roundabout continue of point and blame. It makes it intriguing just […]
This is actually quite tragic and not Raoul Moat-ly funny. Oh dear. The enjoyment of seeing the Keystone Cops police running around the countryside looking for Raoul Moat is over after he killed himself. It brings to an end a week of tragedy for the relatives of those involved, but also a week of blanket […]
It’s only Monday, and already some fascinating information is coming out of the police files about the disappearance of Madeline McCann. The most interesting so far is a list of 48 questions that Kate McCann didn’t answer during the marathon 11 hour police questioning. Let’s see if refusing to answer these questions would make the […]
As much as I like Keira, she could do with a bit more on top, but hey at least she’s natural. For her latest film, studio bosses wanted her cleavage enhanced for the publicity but looks like she has stopped them doing it. Good on you Keira! Perhaps you’d let them put a little fat […]
Just weeks after the Spice Girls split up after collecting their £10 million each for their super (haha!) world tour, they are threatening to reform (again?) to sing for Nelson Mandela at his 90th birthday celebration. For fuck’s sake, hasn’t he suffered enough already? He’s already met you when you even more annoying than you […]