New day, new cunt. Well OK, that’s wrong, it’s the same cunt, this time in his 4×4 Jeep. You arse.
I know the cunt that parks his poncey Mercedes like a cunt, I used to work for him so I know he’s a cunt. But he’s a bigger cunt now, as only this fucker could park so badly as to take up four car parking spaces. Well done you grade ‘A’ cunt.
A quick trip with a work colleague to PC World to look at Microsoft Surface’s, which are going cheap at the moment and we spot a disabled plumber. Maybe this one isn’t a cunt, maybe he is actually disabled but fuck that, it’s a blog post damn it.