Just weeks after the Spice Girls split up after collecting their £10 million each for their super (haha!) world tour, they are threatening to reform (again?) to sing for Nelson Mandela at his 90th birthday celebration.
For fuck’s sake, hasn’t he suffered enough already?
He’s already met you when you even more annoying than you are now, why inflict your singing on the poor man AGAIN?
Just fuck off back to obscurity for another ten years when you’ve pissed away you money again and claim fans demanding another reunion.