Little Johnny is contagious

A teacher asks her class to use the word ‘contagious’ in a sentence.

Bob says “I’ve got Mumps and they were contagious”.

Katie say’s “My Gran had a bug and it was contagious”.

Little johnny jumps up and says “Our neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush and my dad says it’ll take the cuntagious!”

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