New day, new cunt. Well OK, that’s wrong, it’s the same cunt, this time in his 4×4 Jeep. You arse.
I know the cunt that parks his poncey Mercedes like a cunt, I used to work for him so I know he’s a cunt. But he’s a bigger cunt now, as only this fucker could park so badly as to take up four car parking spaces. Well done you grade ‘A’ cunt.
A quick trip with a work colleague to PC World to look at Microsoft Surface’s, which are going cheap at the moment and we spot a disabled plumber. Maybe this one isn’t a cunt, maybe he is actually disabled but fuck that, it’s a blog post damn it.
This is from a discussion last night, when my good friend J stated they were wearing Snoopy pyjamas. Given the nature of most discussions I have with people, I stated that Rule 34 of the internet will soon be invoked. “Rule 34? What’s that?” Glad you asked. Rule 34 states : “if it exists, there […]
Part two in a series examining some of the most ridiculous claims. In this part, we look at a channel claiming (among other things) that the Moon is a hologram. Dave’s channel of batshit: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtPbQK89Duxovwr-JPahElw
Looks like I should speed up my learning of German just in case those cunts at UKIP or Tory tossers win the next general election outright.
UKIP have unveiled new posters to promote their usual xenophobic scare tactics. Sadly, the gullible in this country seem to think Nigel Farage can shit miracles and will believe any crap the Daily Mail prints. If that rag was around, here’s some more headlines from British history. 43AD Bloody Italians, coming over here taking our […]
But what really boils my piss more than anything else is those fuckers who give you great bits of advice like “pull back”, when you’re caught out in the open, tracks blown and surrounded by three enemy tanks. Oh yeah, where the fuck shall I move with my seven health left, and seven second repair […]
And while I’m in a ranting mood about World of Tanks, or rather copying and pasting stuff I’ve had written for weeks without post… You’re trying to hard when you claim to be spotting for us, race up the map and die ten seconds later and then blame everyone else for your idiocy. A good scout, […]
This is a capture the flag type battle. So what do all those speedy scout tanks do? Yep, rush headlong to the flag and start to capture it. With any luck they’ll be killed before they reach it, but sadly sometimes this fuckers do win the game in a just a couple of minutes. For […]