I know that this is vitriol, No solution, spleen-venting, But I feel better having screamed, don’t you? – lyrics from Ignoreland by R.E.M. This is addressed to someone I refer to as “thrush”, because she’s an irritating cunt, who I told to fuck off and leave me alone last night, firstly because it’s therapeutic, secondly […]
Yes I shit you not, this is front page news on This is Exeter. I know fuck all happens down here, but seriously. “Nine cases [of vampires] have been spotted in the county over the last century – more than in Dracula’s homeland of Transylvania.” So Romanian’s only reported seeing eight vampires, while nine Devonians […]
New day, new cunt. Well OK, that’s wrong, it’s the same cunt, this time in his 4×4 Jeep. You arse.
I know the cunt that parks his poncey Mercedes like a cunt, I used to work for him so I know he’s a cunt. But he’s a bigger cunt now, as only this fucker could park so badly as to take up four car parking spaces. Well done you grade ‘A’ cunt.
A quick trip with a work colleague to PC World to look at Microsoft Surface’s, which are going cheap at the moment and we spot a disabled plumber. Maybe this one isn’t a cunt, maybe he is actually disabled but fuck that, it’s a blog post damn it.
This is from a discussion last night, when my good friend J stated they were wearing Snoopy pyjamas. Given the nature of most discussions I have with people, I stated that Rule 34 of the internet will soon be invoked. “Rule 34? What’s that?” Glad you asked. Rule 34 states : “if it exists, there […]
Part two in a series examining some of the most ridiculous claims. In this part, we look at a channel claiming (among other things) that the Moon is a hologram. Dave’s channel of batshit: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtPbQK89Duxovwr-JPahElw
Looks like I should speed up my learning of German just in case those cunts at UKIP or Tory tossers win the next general election outright.
UKIP have unveiled new posters to promote their usual xenophobic scare tactics. Sadly, the gullible in this country seem to think Nigel Farage can shit miracles and will believe any crap the Daily Mail prints. If that rag was around, here’s some more headlines from British history. 43AD Bloody Italians, coming over here taking our […]
But what really boils my piss more than anything else is those fuckers who give you great bits of advice like “pull back”, when you’re caught out in the open, tracks blown and surrounded by three enemy tanks. Oh yeah, where the fuck shall I move with my seven health left, and seven second repair […]