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I was writing a blog post about some regressive who commented on a podcast and I was just about to insert an image of SJW Bullshit Bingo I found on Google Images when I thought “there must be a better way of doing this?”
So a few minutes later I had a jQuery version up and running.
So play along while watching some shite from Laci Green or MTV Decoded. Continue reading
In my continuing series of combating depression by browsing the internet, I once again turn to Tumblr, home of the biggest bunch of special, narcissist fuckwitts.
We all love animals, I know I do… except cats. They can fuck right off. But let me introduce you to Otherkin.
Otherkin are people who think they are animals trapped in a human body, because being a plain old boring human being just doesn’t get the attention these idiots people crave, but let me give you a random example of what this is about. Brace yourself, this is going to blow your mind.
Think someone might have been watching too much Twilight.
Name an animal, it’s out there: tigerkin, lionkin, dragonkin, all animals that are strong, powerful and graceful. But what if you have self-esteem issues? What if you’re a socially inept 40kg weaking living in your parents basement, they’ve got you covered. Meet slugkin.
Does salt trigger you by any chance? Unsurprisingly, I couldn’t find any people identifying as a dung beetle, but give it time.
Some animals or whatever random shit these people think they are, have limited timespans. I mean if you are a hamsterkin, you’re going to be dead in three or four years. What happens then? Well that’s been thought of as well:
Writing this shit, I’ve gone from pissing myself laughing to having so many facepalms that it looks like I’ve been involved in domestic violence.
But reading Tumblr, it makes me glad I’m me. I might suffer from depression and anxiety. I might avoid social situations like the plague, but never, even in the darkest pits of hell that my mind takes me, have I ever thought I might be a fucking slug.
Wow! That’s a hell of a quote, what do you think the odds are that that’s been taken completely out of context? I know, ninth commandment and all that.
So what did Obama ACTUALLY say in that speech?
The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam. But to be credible, those who condemn that slander must also condemn the hate we see in the images of Jesus Christ that are desecrated, or churches that are destroyed, or the Holocaust that is denied.