Computers in Hollywood, never realistic… but fucking Jurassic Park is the worst.

You have a Velociraptor bashing (no pun intended) at the door, you need to lock the doors quick as it’s only Sam Neill holding the nasty little fucks back. So what method do you think the brains behind Jurassic Park decided would be the best way to secure a big fucking metal door. A fucking lock […]

The dangers of listening to The Living Dinosaur in work

I’ve ripped The Living Dinosaur‘s Holy Hallucinations series to MP3 so I can listen to them while working. It’s just because he rips a new arsehole for everyone he crosses, he makes me chuckle away to myself. However, listening to Holy Hallucinations 17 in work, I got to this point and laughed out loud in the office. […]

Amazing coloured photos of the four Romanov daughters

I’ve just been reading Helen Rappaport’s excellent book Four Sisters again, about the four daughters of the last Tsar of Russia. While doing some research on the interweb, I found this stunning image of the Grand Duchesses Olga, Tatiana, Maria and Anastasia. P.S. Just after I published this post, I noticed that this image is the actually […]