Computers in Hollywood, never realistic… but fucking Jurassic Park is the worst.

You have a Velociraptor bashing (no pun intended) at the door, you need to lock the doors quick as it’s only Sam Neill holding the nasty little fucks back.

So what method do you think the brains behind Jurassic Park decided would be the best way to secure a big fucking metal door.

  1. A fucking lock on the door?
  2. A switch next to the door to lock it?
  3. A fucking archaic Unix graphic file browser where you have a 3D representation of the file structure, and you have to find the program to lock the doors?

Of course, it’s number three. For fuck’s sake.

Just interested in where the fire alarm is, the parent folder?

It is actually a real piece of software called FSN, or Fusion by Silicon Graphics.

Tomorrow you wake up as the opposite sex. What’s the first thing you’ll do?

This came up today on my Facebook page.

I just happened to mention it in work this afternoon during the “funny hour” that seems to happen from 3pm to 4pm.

In the blink of an eye, without any break in silence, someone, and she will rename nameless, shouted out “have a wank!”

I was in tears of laughter as it was unexpected from someone who is apparently so professional.

You crazy Dutch bastard

My Dutch friends birthday is coming up this month, and like last year he’s saving up for his usual treat. Normal people would go for a meal. Or maybe weekend away. Not my crazy dutch friend, he’s going for a slightly different approach to celebrating by going to, in his words, a whorehouse.

Last year he sent me a link to pick one for him, but that Polish girl is no longer there haha

He’s also translating the site for me, two new girls have started and they are in “testing.” What? How? A thousand questions in my head.

It’s another world compared to the stuff prudish attitudes the UK has to sex.

But he’s made the day fly by so thank you, my crazy Dutch bastard 😀