Carlos Ancelotti

Carlos Ancelotti walks out of Stamford Bridge and two girls walk up to him, One says, ‘Will you sign my tits?’ He says okay and signs her tits.

The other girl pulls down her knickers and says, ‘Can you sign this?’

He hesitates and says, ‘I don’t know, the last time I signed a cunt it cost me £50 million!

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