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Programmer’s flowchart

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So you want to work from home?

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We can dream I suppose :)

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Me and my big mouth

Last week I happened to mention where the toilet rolls had disappeared to. The fact that half the development team are off sick and the other half are coughing, sneezing and spluttering in the office might explain where the bog rolls went.

Come Monday morning and this is the office toilet.

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Should last a few weeks.

Oh, and don’t ask why there’s a vacuum cleaner in the toilet 😛

When narcissism met down syndrome

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Trying to decode some CAPTCHA’s can be a pain in the ass, but when this one came up, well I thought I had it nailed.

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Just so you know, describing IE10 as crap, shite, bollocks and pisspoor didn’t work.

How to spot HTML5

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You crazy Dutch bastard

My Dutch friends birthday is coming up this month, and like last year he’s saving up for his usual treat. Normal people would go for a meal. Or maybe weekend away. Not my crazy dutch friend, he’s going for a slightly different approach to celebrating by going to, in his words, a whorehouse.

Last year he sent me a link to pick one for him, but that Polish girl is no longer there haha

He’s also translating the site for me, two new girls have started and they are in “testing.” What? How? A thousand questions in my head.

It’s another world compared to the stuff prudish attitudes the UK has to sex.

But he’s made the day fly by so thank you, my crazy Dutch bastard 😀

Armoured Warfare camo

Finally got paid, so now I can play around with the new AW camouflage options on my lovely new T-80.

Doesn’t it look beautiful! Nothing quite like trashing Leopard 2’s and looking fabulous doing it 😛

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