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Computers in Hollywood, never realistic… but fucking Jurassic Park is the worst.

You have a Velociraptor bashing (no pun intended) at the door, you need to lock the doors quick as it’s only Sam Neill holding the nasty little fucks back. So what method do you think the brains behind Jurassic Park decided would be the best way to secure a big fucking metal door. A fucking lock […]

Tomorrow you wake up as the opposite sex. What’s the first thing you’ll do?

This came up today on my Facebook page. I just happened to mention it in work this afternoon during the “funny hour” that seems to happen from 3pm to 4pm. In the blink of an eye, without any break in silence, someone, and she will rename nameless, shouted out “have a wank!” I was in […]

The dangers of listening to The Living Dinosaur in work

I’ve ripped The Living Dinosaur‘s Holy Hallucinations series to MP3 so I can listen to them while working. It’s just because he rips a new arsehole for everyone he crosses, he makes me chuckle away to myself. However, listening to Holy Hallucinations 17 in work, I got to this point and laughed out loud in the office. […]

WordPress Contact Form 7 Postcode plugin

Edited: 18/3/2018 with screenshots and to recognise an update. Some genius at work pointed out that the contact forms on the works web site weren't validating properly. Whoops, my bad. So I changed the email and telephone inputs to their proper HTML5 types, but there was the postcode box that the spammers where filling in […]