Back in the Summer of 1983, I was a child you would recognise from the wreck I’ve made of childhood. I was an extrovert, I was never in the h ouse, I was out with a massive group of friends any chance I could get. Then December comes. As any other kid, I looked […]
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Setting the ‘to:’ address in Contact Form 7 from a custom field
This does assume you have the Contact Form 7 and Dynamic Text Extension plugins installed. If you don’t, this article will mean bugger all. On our works web site, we use Contact Form 7, about 30 in all, and after being asked to change the ‘to:’ address once too often, I thought ‘fuck this’ and came […]
Things to do in Rotherham when you’re dead
Time for a little review of things to do based on extensive research before and during my three and a bit days in Rotherham. So here’s the top ten of things to do: Find the nearest road out See item 1. Seriously, I’ve never been so fucking bored in my life. Staring at the four […]
50 shades of grey. Almost.
I was sent this by a developer in the office, from the SASS file for a web app. /* greys */ $grey1: #DEDEDE; $grey2: #CCCCCC; $grey3: #333333; $grey4: #666666; $grey5: #999999; $grey6: #f7f7f8; $grey7: #dddddd; $grey8: #eeeeee; $grey9: #777777; $grey10: #f5f5f5; $grey11: #f9f9f9; $grey12: #e8e8e8; $grey13: #e5e5e5; $grey14: #555555; $grey15: #737373; $grey16: #e6e6e6; $grey17: #adadad; […]
Laughing at funny foreigners
As much as I hate to laugh at people who can’t speak English, and I do find broken English incredibly adorable when I’m speaking to my European friends, I have to admit to moments where I’ve had to stop what I am doing because I’m laughing to hard. I don’t mean having to learn north, […]
MAMP Pro to the cloud
After my my Mac decided to fuck up after installing Sierra, it gave me a chance to reorganise my shit as I forgot to backup my MAMP Pro installation, so I had to rebuild all 20+ web sites and databases from scratch. Not doing this again as it’s a right pain in the ass. So after playing […]