Animal testing

Published Categorised as Humour

I went into Boots today and asked the assistant if they sell make up that has been tested on animals.

ā€œNo! We stopped selling that a long time ago. Why do you ask sir?ā€ She replied

So I showed her a photo of a pig that looked fucking gorgeous.

I said ā€œI reckon if it makes this pig look attractive, then it would have to work wonders on my wife.ā€

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