And I thought l337 speak was bollocks

I must be getting older.

“Appz” and “warez” I can handle. 1337 speak has always meant a twat typing, but I can put up with that, but what the fuck is going on now?

Every forum you go own has posts like “Firebird pwnz joo”. What the fuck is that?

Yes I know it comes from a spelling mistake in Quake or some other crap game, but what the fuck does it mean?

And now porn has become pr0n.

And n00b? What happened to newbie? Oh great trick, if a newbie asks for ops on the IRC, tell them to press ALT+F4 🙂 Works every time and I never tire of it 🙂

Is it a generation thing? An example of shite English lesson across the world? Or is it, as I expect, another bunch of spotty 12 year adolescent pricks trying to look l337-ish, for the five minutes of the day they aren’t wanking over a crumpled Penthouse mag?

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