Sharia Law in the UK

I see this is doing the rounds on Facebook again.

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Which Sharia Laws are you speaking of? Oh, you mean you can’t think of any? That might be because, and let’s be clear about this, THERE ISN’T ANY FUCKING SHARIA LAW IN THE UK! It’s not recognised in the UK. It’s not recognised under UK law. There are no Sharia exceptions in UK law.

The Islamic Sharia Council, which has 100 or so courts in the UK, act overwhelming on marriage issues in Muslim communities, wish are NOT legally binding. You’re upset over that? Well maybe you should be upset about similar Jewish courts that have been operating for much longer.  No ssshhhhh be quiet, they aren’t muzzies so they’re ok.

Maybe you mean the Muslim Arbitration Tribunals, whose decisions are legally binding? Now, that’s bollocks as well. ANY arbitration where the parties agree is legally binding, see the Arbitration Act 1996.

So, you knuckle dragging, Daily Mail reading, UKIP cunts… where is this Sharia Law that you are so terrified of?

Euro elections 2014

Looks like I should speed up my learning of German just in case those cunts at UKIP or Tory tossers win the next general election outright.

UKIP’s new posters unveiled

UKIP have unveiled new posters to promote their usual xenophobic scare tactics.

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Sadly, the gullible in this country seem to think Nigel Farage can shit miracles and will believe any crap the Daily Mail prints. If that rag was around, here’s some more headlines from British history.

43AD Bloody Italians, coming over here taking our jobs (that’s the Roman invasion for stupid people)

441AD Bloody Germans and Danes, coming over here taking our jobs (that’s the Anglo-Saxon invasion for ignorant people)

865AD Bloody Scandinavians, coming over here taking our jobs (that’s the Viking invasion for simpleminded people)

1066AD Bloody French, coming over here taking our jobs (that’s the Norman invasion for vacuous people)

1950AD Bloody Jamaican and Pakistanis, coming over here taking our jobs (that’s the Commonwealth wave of immigration to make up the shortfall in British labour because of the Second World War for imbecilic people)

2014AD Bloody *insert any country in the world you xenophobic fucks*, coming over here taking our jobs (that’s Daily Mail employees who write their front pages)

Just how shit at your job, or how incompetent are you, that someone maybe from another country, who maybe can’t speak English, is a better candidate than YOU, an English speaker?

Maybe, just maybe, the problem isn’t with the people who just want a better standard of living (and you wouldn’t do the same if the roles were reversed)