Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

A random peice of Xmas fluff 🙂

Tis the season to… take the piss.

  • Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear?
  • Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Queens Disoriented Are
  • Amnesia: I Don’t Know if I’ll be Home for Christmas
  • Narcissistic: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
  • Manic: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and …
  • Paranoid: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me
  • Borderline Personality Disorder: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
  • Full Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll tell You Why
  • Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells …
  • Agoraphobia: I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn’t Leave My House
  • Senile Dementia: Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe
  • Oppositional Defiant Disorder: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I burned down the House
  • Social Anxiety Disorder: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas while I Sit Here and Hyperventilate.

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