I was born kicking and screaming in 1971, I find I’m still kicking and screaming in the present.
I was born and
inbred in Exeter with a comedy Devonian accent.
I have a short attention span, no patience and I get bored very easily and that applies equally to monotonous tasks or dull people.
I’m not what you would call a “people person”, in fact I prefer to keep people as far as possible from me if I can help it. I find social media a colossal pain in the arse at the best of times, but I tolerate it as it’s the only social interaction I get. There’s a benefit to have friends at least 200 miles away from me, not least because I don’t get phone calls at 4am like I used to.
I suffer from manic depression and chronic anxiety issues, so I’m either incredibly happy and productive or lethargic and miserable. I also suffer from avoidant personality disorder, yes I do sounds like a wonderful person to be around.
I’ve no education whatsoever. I failed all my high school exams, and fucked up college finals apart from my 99% score in microsystems which told me to give up trying to be an engineer, and stick to being a geek.
Time to blow my own trumpet, mostly as no other fucker will do it for me, but I’m a damn good developer and I should hope so as I’ve been programming computers since I first got a ZX Spectrum back in 1983. Games bore the tits off me, so I got into programming, both at high and low-level.
Today that’s all gone to shit as I’m web developer and server administrator, mostly using WordPress writing themes and plugins for corporate web sites.
I’ve long since stop giving a flying fuck what people think of me, so bearing that in mind, if you want to message me, feel free.